"Drunken Eyes"
A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to find a seat. she settles for hanging onto one of the poles. A drunk man next to her stares at her for three minutes, then tells her " I love a woman that does aerobic". the woman replies angrily "I don't DO aerobic !! ". The drunk man then looks at the woman and says " then how did you get your leg up so high ? LOL
Sumanto was 29 and still single. All of his friends were married, but Sumanto just dated and dated.
One day Paijo asked him why he wasn't married. "Don't you want to settle down? Are you holding out for the perfect woman? Are you having trouble meeting someone compatible?"
"Actually," Sumanto replied, "I've found many women I would have been happy to marry. Things always start off fine, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother never approves of them."
Paijo thinks for a moment. "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mom!"
A few months later Paijo ran into Sumanto again. Sumanto looked a little depressed so Paijo asked how things were going. "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother approve?"
Sumanto shrugged his shoulders. "Yes, I found the perfect girl. Yes she was just like my mom. Yes, you were right, not only did my mom approve, but they became good friends."
"What's the problem?" asked Paijo.
"My father can't stand her."
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